Brittan Pittman

By Lew
October 13, 2005

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Dear Snyder,

My name is Brittan Pittman. My friends call me (you guessed it) the Pit Bull....

I know ya'll don't remember this, heck, I had to look it up myself. I went to our school library and looked in our old high school annual back in 1968 and found a guy by the name of David Redwine. The reason I bring this up is because I found out I'm sort of like him as far as a player. I'm pretty versatile, I play all over the field, and I guess I catch a fair amount of passes.

Well hey, the reason I'm writing this is because if you pay alot of attention to Batman, and Roadrunner, and Big Bird, and that Tasmanian Devil Mr. Fang Man, Bull Beckwith, and Crazy Man Adames, I'm thinking you guys are gonna have a lot of responsibilities to think about when the ball is snapped. That's what I hope happens is that you forget about me. Cause what's gonna happen is I'm gonna slide behind your linebackers and catch a pass from the Big Bird...and then it's gonna be a foot race.

I read where Mr. Redwine used to do that exact same thing! He was pretty good back in the day. He got a scholarship to the University of Houston and played right beside some fullback that went on to play for the Cowboys....Some guy named Robert Newhouse..Mr. Newhouse used to be called a fireplug....don't really know why...but anyways...enough about this. I'm gonna dedicate this game to David Redwine, and the Class of '69!

See ya.

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