WHAT DO WE DO NOW???
By mark rogers
January 14, 2009
Here is a list of things you can do now that college football season is over...not that you'd want to do any of them:
You could watch The Bachelor.
You could see how many times you can dribble a basketball on your back porch without stopping.
You could learn to sew.
You could play touch football with a bunch of friends and try not to pull your hamstring.
You could run a marathon.
You could buy a dog and see if you could have it potty trained before two-a-days.
You could memorize all the American Presidents and have your friends quiz you.
You could memorize all the Heisman Trophy winners.
You could try to guess the names of the Heisman Trophy winners from the years 2015-2035.
You could walk around town and try to find someone to save...something Batman would do.
You could try to catch a bird with your bare hands.
You could try to catch a squirrel with your bare hands.
You could try to set the world record for number of dominoes stacked in a line.
You could try to set the world record for being the world's largest human by eating so much that your weight balloons to over 1,400 pounds.
You could drive to Amarillo and try to eat that huge steak.
You could find the smallest car you could find and video yourself trying to lift it.
You could post that video on YouTube and see how many views you could get.
You could learn to work a vacuum.
You could put the dishes up for once.
You could stop being such an inconsiderate jerk and notice me once in a while.
(Sorry the last three were things I heard during college football season)
The list is never ending...I need college football season to start, and I need it to start...NOW.
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