Rehab is for lovers

By Erin Steele
March 28, 2007

luck.jpg According to Hollywood.com (a bastion of truthiness, no doubt), world-champion tequila shootist Lindsay Lohan has hit the streets (no, not like that) with fellow rehabber Robbie Williams (he of "Take That" fame.)

The twosome's reps have gone to great pains to say Lohan and Williams are not a couple, which probably means that they are. I don't really care about either of them, except to say they should break off their "relationship" immediately. Because I for one drink much, much less when I'm not in a relationship, for three very important reasons:

1. Less annoyances.
2. I don't have anyone to impress.
3. I'm too cheap to buy liquor for myself.

So if they really are in recovery, it's best to go their separate ways. And really, it might just be best for Williams in the long run. Let's be honest.

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