All my friends are so small town / My parents live in the same small town / My Job is So Small Town

By Sarah Carlson
April 17, 2007

EdwardsKerry.jpgIt takes a lot of effort to look this pretty. According to a new AP story:

[John Edwards'] campaign committee picked up the tab for two haircuts at $400 each by celebrity stylist Joseph Torrenueva of Beverly Hills, Calif., according to a financial report filed with the Federal Election Commission. FEC records show Edwards also availed himself of $250 in services from a trendy salon and spa in Dubuque, Iowa, and $225 in services from the Pink Sapphire in Manchester, N.H., which is described on its Web site as “a unique boutique for the mind, body and face” that caters mostly to women. A spokeswoman for Edwards’ campaign did not respond to requests for comment.

This is a great day for sons of mill workers -- you, too, can claw your way to the top by being a trial lawyer and later a senator, all the while promising to help the little guy. Once the little guy believes you and votes for you, you'll be able to give Paris Hilton a run for her money in terms of hair care. So that's why Kerry was always touching him ... he just had to be close to those luscious locks.

This video was already featured on "The Daily Show," but it's worth watching again:

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