Rehab is for lovers, part two
By Erin Steele
April 4, 2007
I guess you can expect a follow-up to "Collide" called "Train Wreck" ...
According to Hollywood.com, Britney "Look at my nether regions, y'all" Spears is "smitten" with Howie Day, whom the site refers to as a "musical bad boy" (I usually just refer to him as a boy who makes bad music. But whatever.)
The article goes on to say: "The couple met at Malibu, California's Promises rehab facility during Spears' recent month-long stay. The pop star has told close pals that she's smitten with her new beau, who hit the headlines following recent arrests on charges of disorderly conduct and allegedly verbally abusing a flight crew, while under the influence. One Spears confidante tells Life & Style magazine, "Britney just lights up...when she talks to Howie or tells people about him. She thinks he's very talented and says he's the best kisser."
You'd think after two kids, Britney Spears wouldn't continue to talk about her relationships as though she's in fourth grade. Then again, that would correspond to her reading level, so I guess it makes sense. But my favorite part of the "report": "The pal reveals, "They formed a special bond. They were in group therapy together and Brit found his experiences fascinating."
I guess yelling at a flight attendant can be fascinating, like if he was yelling at her about world politics or Mark Wahlberg. Otherwise, I think it's pretty lame, and it pretty much happens on every flight ever. Except for the ones I'm on. Because I ask myself, "What would Dignam do?" and then I punch the person who's yelling in the neck.
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