We Just Found Out the Finale to "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End"
By Sarah Carlson
April 3, 2007
Keith Richards, a person who should have died four decades ago, recently admitted that he snorted his father's cremated remains along with cocaine. According to AP:
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME."He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
Now that the tale of the rock star ingesting his father is everywhere, though, MTV's Kurt Loder has declared that the story is simply not true. Richards' quote was "said in jest," according to his manager, and she "can't believe anyone took [it] seriously." Have you seen your client? We were shocked at the notion that someone would snort their dad's remains, but weren't surprised Richards said he did. His face should be on the Surgeon General's warning labels. Until Richards recants his use of Dad Cocaine, I'm a believer.
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Posted by: Courtney on April 4, 2007 10:57 AM
So on the topic of coke-snorting celebs ... a friend sent me this link (http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20015535,00.html) and after reading it several times I'm still confused. I know at least one of the contributers of this site is a Sorkin fan, so maybe she can help sort this out for me.