Wie sagt man "washed up" auf deutsch?
By Sarah Carlson
April 4, 2007
Tim Allen posed with cardboard cut-outs of actors Ray Liotta and John Travlota in Munich on Monday at the Germany premiere of "Born to Be Wild" -- that's "Wild Hogs" here in the states. Dressed in believable biker garb, they seemed please to be promoting the homophobic, mid-life crisis flick that has grossed $135.6 million in the U.S. and already has a sequel in the works. Noticeably absent from the premiere was William H. Macy (no one cares about Martin Lawrence), who was likely on a secluded retreat with wife Felicity Huffman of "Desperate Housewives," each atoning for their recent/ongoing acting sins.
Macy's minor discretion can be overlooked, but Allen is the Beelzebub of bad cinema, pulling as many actors who used to be talented down with him as he can. Travolta was already resurrected once, so all hope for him and his dew rag is lost, and Ray Liotta should consider joining Filliam H. Muffman on their retreat.
The next picture says it all: Look at their faces at the London premiere last week. That, kids, is the look of shattered dreams.
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