Archive : May 2007
May 31, 2007
Wahlberg Watch: "It's All 'Happening'" Edition
Zooey Deschanel has joined the cast of M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening," starring alongside Mark Wahlberg in the action-thriller about a family on the run from "a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity."
Details about the film are being kept under wraps, but Deschanel's cool presence gives me hope -- she's right up there with Erin's crush Maggie Gyllenhaal. She's talented enough to survive any kind of debacle Shyamalan will likely create, especially if he casts himself in the lynchpin role again. Plus, she'll be with the Wahlberg, who can do no wrong.
In other Hollywood news: The release date for "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" was pushed up two days to July 11. Could Warner Brothers have its sights set on beating the "Pirates 3" five-day haul this past weekend? Or do they just feel like jumping in on the Sony-Disney pissing match over which studio tricked the most amount of people into seeing their weak third installments to blockbuster franchises? Either way, the "Potter" news came right before even better news for fans: Universal Orlando will build a themed area of rides, shops and restaurants called "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter" at its Islands of Adventure, set to open late 2009. Best. Idea. Ever.
And finally: Lindsay Lohan's crash and burn last weekend is prompting L.A. authorities to scrutinize the city's young Hollywood hot spots to see if they're serving alcohol after hours and/or to minors. I'm sure they didn't serve her alcohol. Why risk losing your license when your young clientele are already loaded up on coke, a substance that has no age requirement? You wouldn't. Just point the girls to the bathroom stalls and serve drinks to the 21-and-over crowd, Hollywood. It's the only way.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 31, 2007 8:07 PM
May 29, 2007
She's Only Human, People
As if Lindsay Lohan's coke-fueled auto accident Saturday or Paris Hilton's countdown to jail time (six days!) weren't enough to make you long for the days when we didn't know whether the "hottest" celebrities were wearing underwear or not, the former Mrs. Federline herself returns to offer a poetic soliloquy on her post-divorce mishaps. Britney Spears updated her Web site today with what US Weekly called an "introspective" letter telling fans about what she's learned in the past year about life, gossip and rehab.
I've chosen my favorite lines for your convenience. (I'm also going to have to pray for my soul over the photo I use in this post -- it's probably the saddest one imaginable. I'm almost ashamed.) Sure, it's not fair to kick stupid people when they're down, and I usually avoid playing the role of a cog in the celebrity gossip mill. But this time, the celebrity is doing the talking, bringing her diary to life via the internets, and it deserves to be shared.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till[sic] this day I don't think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.
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Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me.
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I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time.
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It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That's God's job. I can't wait to meet him...or her.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 29, 2007 2:25 PM
May 24, 2007
Abilene: At Least Some of Us Have a Sense of Humor
The brains behind Monk's Coffee Shop, those converse-wearing hipsters who have likely incurred the wrath of the Chamber of Commerce, have released a new T-shirt style for the masses. The slogan "Only Abilene: What Happens Here, Leaves Here" should be on all signs at all entryways into the Key City. And on brochures.
"Keep Abilene Boring: Drink More Decaf" still makes me chuckle, but this new Vegas rip-off is all too accurate. (Not to mention a possible copyright infringement lawsuit waiting to happen. Am I right? I never read for my communication law class ...) Thanks for keeping me entertained, Monks. And well-caffeinated.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 24, 2007 4:00 PM
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Fire In the Sky, Clouds Burning In the Night
This one's for the ladies:
It's now my firm opinion that attractive men in flight suits should be featured on TV as much as possible. I'd like to thank Jon Stewart for helping me come to this conclusion. That's all.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 24, 2007 12:58 PM
Sun, Sun, Sun, Here It Comes
Looking for a way to lighten up this summer? Try popping some of this season’s brightest new releases into the CD player. Here’s a look ...
MAY
“THE WARMTH OF THE SUN”
The Beach Boys
Release date: Tuesday
What could be more appropriate for summer than a Beach Boys album? “Warmth of the Sun” follows 2004’s “Sounds of Summer” compilation, this time mixing lesser-known tracks (“Hawaii”) with proven hits (“Catch a Wave”). Compiled and sequenced by the Beach Boys themselves, “Sun” spans the band’s career, fully showing off Brian Wilson’s talent, and serves as the ideal summer driving CD. -- SC
Other May releases:
May 15
“Release the Stars,” Rufus Wainwright
"Sky Blue Sky," Wilco
“One of the Boys,” Gretchen Wilson
“Minutes to Midnight,” Linkin Park
May 22
“It Won’t Be Soon Before Long,” Maroon 5
“Black Rain,” Ozzy Osbourne
“Breakfast in Bed,” Joan Osborne
May 29
“Double Up,” R. Kelly
“D’Elles,” Celine Dion
JUNE
“MY DECEMBER"
Kelly Clarkson
Release date: June 26
America’s first “Idol” has been riding the waves of 2004’s “Breakaway” and its numerous hits. “My December” takes fans in a new, less mainstream direction: Clarkson wrote or co-wrote each track, delving into her personal experiences from the past several years and serving up raw — but still poppy — tunes. -- SC
Other June releases:
June 5
“Memory Almost Full,” Paul McCartney
“Eat Me, Drink Me,” Marilyn Manson
“Big Dog Daddy,” Toby Keith
June 12
“Insomniac,” Enrique Iglesias
“Lost Highway,” Bon Jovi
"Courage," Paula Cole
June 19
“Icky Thump, Pt. 1,” The White Stripes
“Wild Hope,” Mandy Moore
"Who We Are," Lifehouse
June 26
“Easy Tiger,” Ryan Adams
"The Mix-Up," Beastie Boys
JULY
“ZEITGEIST”
The Smashing
Pumpkins
Release date: July 10
The first official album to be released under the band’s name since 2000, “Zeitgeist” marks the Pumpkins’ sixth official album release. Early buzz on the album suggests it is classic Pumpkins, with frontman Billy Corgan’s signature guitar tones as impressive as they always have been. Of course, the real question with the release of “Zeitgeist” is whether less hardcore SP fans will feel the need to buy into the band’s newest effort. -- ES
Other July releases:
July 3
“Libertad,” Velvet Revolver
“Ms. Kelly,” Kelly Rowland
“The American Dream,” Mike Jones
July 10
“Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga,” Spoon
“The Else,” They Might Be Giants
July 17
“Beauty & Crime,” Suzanne Vega
“Hits,” Faith Hill
AUGUST
“NONE SHALL PASS”
Aesop Rock
Release date: Aug. 28
Born Ian Matthias Bavitz in Long Island, this New York MC’s newest full-length release features
14 tracks, with production from El-P, Blockhead and Rob Sonic. Expect appearances by El-P and Sonic, as well as Cage and Breeze Brewin on the song “Getaway Car” and John Darnielle on the closing track “Coffee.” In addition, listen for traditional instrumentation by Parchman Farm, the band of Aesop’s wife, Allyson Baker. Early word is good, though some fans have complained that Aesop’s sound is becoming a little too predictable. You be the judge. -- ES
Other August releases:
Aug. 7
“Here I Am,” Eve
“Liberation,” Mya
Aug. 14
“Kala,” M.I.A.
Aug. 21
“Challengers,” The New Pornographers
Aug. 28
“Lifelines,” Ben Harper
“Bring on the Comets,” VHS or Beta
- Sarah Carlson
- May 24, 2007 12:00 AM
May 23, 2007
Movie News: Unholy Remake Edition
Mike Myers, who fooled millions into seeing "Shrek the Third' this weekend, will headline a remake of the 1947 classic "The Secret Life of Walter Mitty" starring Danny Kaye (pictured).
This pains me. I grew up on Danny Kaye -- I won't lie. I think "The Court Jester" is awesome and I love "White Christmas." (I also grew up on a heavy dose of Rogers & Hammerstein, '80s country, Neil Diamond and "Shelley Duvall's Faerie Tale Theatre." I'm just surprised I have friends.) Anyway, Kaye is great and timeless and wonderful, and Myers is the dude from "Wayne's World." Granted, the original "Mitty" isn't magical, and not all remakes are bad, blah blah blah, but the current trend to remake anything and everything instead of finding new stories to tell grew old years ago.
According to THR: "This is the latest incarnation for 'Mitty,' which over the years has attracted the likes of Jim Carrey and Eddie Murphy, even Whoopi Goldberg in a 'Martha Mitty' version. Directors that came and went included Steven Spielberg and Chuck Russell."
We can all send up a feeble prayer of thanks for Eddie Murphy not landing the role, but we might as well ask God why he didn't let Hollywood burn as punishment for "Norbit." I guess we can settle for the 20ish good movies it releases a year and cry about the rest.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 23, 2007 11:30 AM
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May 17, 2007
Once Upon a Grown-Up Time
Those who missed out on "Pan’s Labyrinth" while it was in theaters now have the chance to view the film on DVD thanks to its Tuesday release. But did the film leave you hankering for more adult-tailored fairy tales? Us too. If you’re looking for your cinematic happily ever after, here are a few options.
“Pan’s Labyrinth”
This pitch-black fable is the story of innocence marred by violence as told against an eerie mythological backdrop. The skillful performances (especially by Ivana Baquero as the film’s heroine, Ofelia) and artful direction by Guillermo del Toro elevate “Labyrinth” beyond fairy tale and into the realm of pure movie magic.
“The Princess Bride”
Most everyone watched this adventure as a kid — probably when home sick from school like Fred Savage’s character. The story of giants, swordsmen, true love, death, miracle pills, the Cliffs of Insanity and rodents of unusual sizes is a treat for all ages — as are the memorable quotes. Inigo Montoya’s father speech, anyone? Inconceivable!
<<“Big Fish”
Tim Burton’s fantasy-filled tale of family ties and father-son relationships warmed even the coldest heart. Will Bloom (Billy Crudup) never believed the tall tales his dad, Ed (Albert Finney/Ewan McGregor), told, but he returns home to visit Ed when he’s dying of cancer. Piecing together Ed’s life stories, Will soon learns there’s truth in his dad’s myths.
“Secretary”
“Fairy tale” probably isn’t the first thing people think of when they view this 2002 film about a secretary (Maggie Gyllenhaal) who is devoted to her boss (James Spader) — especially when it comes to the more unprofessional aspects of their relationship. But the film plays like a revisionist “Little Red Riding Hood” ... but in this case, the heroine is all too happy to be the prey.
“Ladyhawke”
This ’80s-tastic flick follows Mouse (Matthew Broderick) as he escapes from a dungeon and teams up with Captain Navarre in the woods. What’s with the hawk on Navarre’s arm? Oh, it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. Thanks to a curse, she and the captain are split: she’s a hawk by day; he’s a wolf by night. Bummer.
“Lady in the Water”
When Cleveland (Paul Giamatti) rescues a woman (Bryce Dallas Howard) from his apartment complex’s pool, he has no idea of the mysterious world he’s about to be pulled into: She’s a character from a bedtime story — named Story — and is a “Narf.” What can we say? It’s an M. Knight Shyamalan flick.
“Ever After”
A feminist reworking of “Cinderella” that is also full of references to Leonardo da Vinci (who woulda thought?), this delightful romantic dramedy is a testament to how much we still love a good happily ever after. Starring Dougray Scott and Drew Barrymore at her most charming, “Ever After” is a sweet treat for fairy tale enthusiasts.
Coming soon: “Stardust”>>
This fairy tale, based on the book of the same name by Neil Gaiman, tells the story of a young man who promises his beloved that he will retrieve a fallen star (Claire Danes) by entering the magical realm. Chock full of stars (of the human variety), “Stardust” promises to be an enchanting movie experience adults can enjoy. The film is set for an Aug. 10 release.
-- Erin Steele and Sarah Carlson
- Sarah Carlson
- May 17, 2007 12:00 AM
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May 16, 2007
Release Round-Up
Here's a look at this week's DVD releases:
“THE FOUNTAIN”
Darren Aronofsky’s epic tale of two souls connected through time and the transformative powers of death received love-it or hate-it reviews, but most critics agreed the ambitious film is at least worth your time. Hugh Jackman and Rachel Weisz portray lovers in three settings spanning two centuries -- in the 16th century with Jackson as a Spanish explorer; in the present with Jackson as a doctor searching for a cure for his dying wife; and in the 26th century with Jackson as a space traveler.
“STOMP THE YARD”
When DJ (Columbus Short) leaves the mean streets of L.A. to attend a private school — Truth University — in Atlanta, he thinks he’s escaping his life of gangs. Unfortunately for him (as well as the audience), two of Truth’s fraternities have stepping contests to strut their stuff — like break dancing, but somehow different. DJ also falls for the girlfriend (Meagan Good) of the leader of one of the frats, so he joins the other one to bust a move and win her heart. Think “Drumline” minus the drums.
“THE LAST SIN EATER”
“The Last Sin Eater,” which has possibly one of the worst movie titles ever, is set deep in Appalachia (strike one), follows the story of a young girl’s search for redemption from a man that goes around eating people’s sins when they die (that’s creepy — strike two) and is directed by Michael Landon Jr. (and that’s the game!).
New in Video Games:
“TOUCH THE DEAD”
NINTENDO DS
Some titles just make you go all bug-eyed with joy. Others … just make you scared. That's what "Touch the Dead" does, but for perhaps different reasons than the designers intended.
You are Rob Steiner (no I'm not), Prisoner #1809, a man who wakes up to find himself the lone human in a jail teeming with zombies. Uh oh.
You'll find yourself face to face with swarms of zombies who want to reach out and touch you in various inappropriate ways, most of which involve teeth to flesh.
If they weren't slavering undead, they could go to jail for that. But they're already in jail. Hmmm.
Anyway, it's up to you to stop the undead hordes with a variety of melee and projectile weapons.
You use the Nintendo DS's handy touch screen to put the beatdown on the reanimated corpses.
For those too scared to go it alone, you can use Nintendo's WiFi connection to battle with a friend.
Unfortunate name aside, this threatens to be some spooky fun.
— Brian Bethel
- Sarah Carlson
- May 16, 2007 7:52 PM
May 15, 2007
"Private Practice": When Ally McBeal loses her wit, goes to medical school
ABC unveiled its 2007-08 lineup today, and low and behold, the much-loathed "Grey's Anatomy" spin-off "Private Practice" will air Wednesdays at 8 p.m. CT. More than 21 million people tuned in for the pilot, which was spliced together with a regular "Grey's" episode two weeks ago, a number up from the average 19 million viewers "Grey's" has earned this season. If execs took the large viewership as a sign of approval and not as one of people tuning in out of curiosity/because it was the only way they could watch "Grey's," they're delusional.
"Private Practice" made our heroine, Addison Montgomery/Shepherd/McSomething (Kate Walsh), into a babbling, walking contradiction who mugged for the camera and hoped to come across like the eccentric Ally McBeal (or Calista Flockhart's latest character, Kitty, on "Brothers & Sisters"). It didn't work. Instead, Addison's venture to SoCal to take a breather from the tumultuous goings on at Seattle Grace was bizarre; she talked to herself, believed she was hearing voices, made inappropriate comments to a man on an elevator (Tim Daly, pictured) 20 seconds after meeting him, pined for having a child although her character had shown no interest in the matter before, made out with said elevator man in the stairwell after she had rambled a bit more, etc. Meredith is a wretched enough heroine; why give us another one to hate? When was it made a rule that strong female characters had to have eccentric, bubbly, silly, spastic sides? Do women characters have to not only have softer sides, but flighty sides, to attract male viewers?
Addison was the strong, rational one. She could have been the evil, cheated-on wife but was taken in a different and better direction. She had depth, she had class, and while she had problems, she rose above the level of neurotic to vulnerable -- there's a difference. Although McBeal was neurotic enough for several characters, as were her castmates (who had a chemistry "Practice" is eagerly trying to duplicate -- $10 their office has a unisex bathroom), it was part of her personality and it was sold with great success by the talented Flockhart. Addison's character shift was jarring and forced, which fit the feel of the bloated two-hour episode that jumped from plot line to plot line, Santa Monica to Seattle, much too quickly. The other characters (played by a who's who of former TV stars) were fair, but again, not enough time was spent on any of them to make me care what happens in their lives.
Perhaps when it's able to stand on its own "Private Practice" will grown into itself, but if the current season of "Grey's" is any indication -- having gone downhill since its disastrous "Meredith totally died" three-parter -- "Practice's" cast and viewers would be better served if Shonda Rhimes would make up her mind, stop believing her own press and provide us characters worth caring about.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 15, 2007 4:51 PM
May 10, 2007
Don't Molest the Host
In case you missed last night's "The Colbert Report," here's a video of Colbert's interview with Jane Fonda. Picking up where she left off last time she was on his show (she kissed him twice as they baked apple pies with Gloria Steinem), Fonda again locked lips with her host, this time sitting on his lap and starring in one of the most hilarious/uncomfortable things I've seen in a while.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 10, 2007 3:55 PM
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May 9, 2007
Listen Closely: That's the Sound of Children's Dreams Dying
This isn't really entertainment, but it deserves to be mentioned. Somewhere in Abilene, a child is hurting. Why? Because several unnamed someones are trying to destroy a piece of their childhood: Dinosaur Bob.
I didn't recognize the name at first, but I soon realized the hub-bub centers around the green dinosaur and orange Volkswagen Beetle perched atop The Grace Museum parking garage downtown. I don't notice it most days; it's not at eye-level and is hidden by trees from some angles (that's not snow on Bob's hat!). It's just ... there. Haven't thought much about it, but some apparently have: They want him removed. Ruining historical buildings, creating a potential safety risk and not fitting in with the city colors of dust brown, dirt brown, mud brown, tumbleweed beige and dirt red have all been offered as reasons for Bob's impending extinction. Local children have responded to the (they've got to be) geezers causing the stir: Protest.
They've painted pictures and written letters, begging that goofy-grinning Bob be spared. Rumor has it a group will gather to protest Bob's potential removal at tomorrow's ArtWalk. Take the ARN poll and let us know what you think should happen to Bob.
Can they save him in the four months that's been allotted to the Grace to remove him? Who knows. What I do know is that if your needless complaints are the reason children are painting cute pictures begging you not take away a piece of Abilene they treasure, then you have no heart. None. Blackness.
Leave Bob alone.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 9, 2007 11:30 AM
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Concert Round-Up: Karma Edition
It isn't often that Abilene plays host to a band that has had a major hit in the past decade, so imagine our surprise when we learned Los Lonely Boys will play at 9 p.m. tonight at Cowboys, 1850 S. Clack St. The San Angelo band is best known for its blend of rock and Tejano, 2004 self-titled album and its hit single, "Heaven." Tickets: $20
Cool fact for the day: Los Lonely Boys join Green Day, U2, R.E.M and more on Amnesty International's CD "Instant Karma: The Campaign to Save Darfur." Each artist covers a John Lennon song, with the Boys tackling "Whatever Gets You Thru the Night," which you can download on iTunes along with several other tracks before "Instant Karma" hits stores June 12. Ninety-eight percent of all revenue from downloads will go directly to Amnesty's work in Darfur. -- SC
Other concerts:
WEST TEXAS
Did you miss your chance to see rock band Chevelle (“Well Enough Alone”) in Abilene a few weeks back? The band returns to West Texas with a show Saturday at Dos Amigos, 520 W. 47th St., Odessa. Tickets available online at www.dosamigoscantina.com. — Brien Murphy
May 10 — Jason Boland & The Stragglers, Graham Central Station (San Angelo)
May 11 — Stoney LaRue, Western Heritage Classic; The Bois D’Arcs, Bostocks (Stephenville)
May 12 — Darren Kozelsky, Backroads Bar & Grill (Brownwood); Eli Young Band, Western Heritage Classic; Berry Street, Bostocks (Stephenville)
May 16 — Del Castillo, Old Kelly’s
May 19 — 10 Mile Crossing, Backroads Bar & Grill (Brownwood); Strychnyne/Thought Disorder/11th Hour Samaritan/Gundisalv, The Backroom.
May 24 — Rich O’Toole, Cowboys.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 9, 2007 12:00 AM
May 6, 2007
Prove Us Wrong: The Finale
Prove Us Wrong: Those were fightin' words.
But thanks to those who were happy to help — if not so happy to hear us call Abilene boring — we spent the past month exploring many of the activities the city has to offer.
Here’s a look at our experiences as we journeyed through Abilene’s recreational options ...
Martial arts
We took two private lessons and attended a basic-level class at Premier Martial Arts, 3287 S. 14th St.
We like martial arts — a lot. Even though we aren’t very good at it, and our stances probably aren’t correct. We’re trying. Our first two trips to Premier Martial Arts had us hiding in a back room away from people who actually know what they’re doing, learning basic stances, punches, blocks, restraints and kicks from the two instructors — Sigung James Cox and James Cox (they claim no relation). We each had our strengths: Sarah is good at actually kicking and hitting people when she’s supposed to be pretending, and Erin really nailed the “Kiya!” required to punctuate a move.
Our third venture found us out in the open in a class with other beginners, all of whom were much, much better than we were. Fortunately, a group of more experienced martial artists stuck around and helped the class work on its technique. See a video of us in class (on the left-hand side), complete with shots ot us sweating, panting and having very poor motor skills/hand-eye coordination, all to the tunes of "Kung Foo Fighting." Try not to laugh too hard.
Our classes taught us that martial arts training is a confidence builder and a hearty workout — we’re still sweating. Plus, it’s interesting to train with people who could probably kill you with their pinkies. The comforting news is they’re so nice that if they did kill you, you probably deserved it.
ArtWalk
ArtWalk takes place the second Thursday of each month in downtown Abilene and offers free admission to art galleries such as The Grace Museum, free trolley rides (yay!) and other themed activities.
We attended the April ArtWalk, where the theme was “Music for ArtWalking, and were treated to an a capella performance outside The Grace, where singers congregated to preview the 10th annual Singing Extravaganza, which was April 28 at the Paramount Theatre. ArtWalkers trolled the various downtown galleries, but the truly adventurous hopped aboard the downtown trolley to receive a scenic view of Abilene’s restored downtown buildings — and a few still in need of a makeover (pictured). (Yes, we were on the trolley. As were two other people. It was THE place to be.)
The highlight was The Grace, where we took in the National Watercolor Society’s 86th annual National Watercolor Juried Exhibition. Many of the works featured in the exhibit were award-winning; we had our favorites, but we’ll never tell. (Unless, you know, they want to sell them to us. For a reasonable price, of course.)
But the best part ever (at least for Sarah): The Grace Notes wall of sound, where she pushed numerous 5-year-olds out of the way to get up close and personal with the mosaic sound-making machine (not really). The wall is an oddly fascinating interactive treat. Once you hit one tile, you’re kind of obligated to touch all of them.
The Warehouse
You can visit this martini bar at the T&P Events Center, North 1st and Pine streets, on Thursday evenings
We stopped by the Warehouse after ArtWalk and enjoyed a liquid capper to our day of culture. This swanky lounge plays host to college students and young professionals every Thursday, but this particular day, we were its first patrons — it’s never too early to get the party started, if you ask us.
Thanks to Sarah, half of Erin’s pricey beverage ended up on Sarah’s khakis. (Maybe Erin should have opted for the $2 margaritas.) And two cups of the party mix meant for light snacking ended up in our bellies. That was one of the better parts of the evening. That stuff is good.
One of the few places in Abilene that caters specifically to the 21-35 crowd, the Warehouse was a relaxing way to end the day. For those who stick around into the later hours, there’s even live music available to take the edge off. Now that’s what we call a good time.
Frontier Texas!
The museum at 625 N. 1st St. offers a glance at West Texas history.
Indian attacks! Talking holograms! Scalps! Oh, my! Frontier Texas! is an interactive journey through 100 years of Texas history, told from the perspectives of American Indians, white settlers, former slaves, and men and women who called Texas home and left their legacy on the land.
Once you get past the scalps, it isn’t so terrifying (though it takes a few minutes before you stop holding your head in pain). In fact, it’s like Texas history CliffsNotes, but more fun than reading from that little black-and-yellow book. It was fun, and worth it to go back to see what you missed the first time — there’s a lot of information to take in at Frontier Texas!’s various posts.
Still, it’s essentially a one-time recreational activity; chances are, with very few changes occurring in the exhibits, you won’t be tempted to go back every weekend. Let’s all be thankful for tourists.
Abilene Community Theatre’s “A Bad Year for Tomatoes”
We saw a production of “A Bad Year for Tomatoes,” which finished its three-weekend run Saturday.
The ultimate ode to knowing your audience, Abilene Community Theatre’s latest production played well to the older crowd. For us, however, the show about a harried actress who can’t find any peace in a small town wasn’t a perfect fit.
Still, the actors gave it their all. (Our favorite line: “Costs more.” Oh, Piney.) And Erin gave it her all when performing her favorite scene from Cartoon Network’s “Tom Goes to the Mayor” during intermission, meaning theater does inspire just about everyone to act. (Thanks, ACT!)
The great thing about theater is that it’s always subjective. It was worthwhile to see if it was for us. Maybe it will be exactly what you’re looking for.
ACU Theatre Department’s production of “Little Shop of Horrors”
The Abilene Christian University Theatre Department performed the acclaimed musical three April weekends.
We will NEVER get the theme song to “Little Shop of Horrors” out of our heads. Ever. But that’s not such a bad thing. After all, the musical is an entertaining romp that lampoons B-level horror movies of the ’50s and ’60s, and you can’t really go wrong there.
The actors threw themselves into their roles, but didn’t always project enough — live and learn. But to us, the standout performances were Alyssa Vidos as Audrey and Seth Bazacas as Seymour: The two kept the play’s energy high, and even managed to upstage a huge, man-eating plant puppet. (Not an easy feat — just ask Rick Moranis.)
With three area universities staging plays nearly year-round, there’s always the possibility of finding the perfect fit for your theatrical palate.
Pottery
We got our artistic on at the Potters of Hickory Street, 802 Hickory St. You can choose between creating your own pottery (classes are available) or buying pre-made pieces for painting. We chose the latter (less messy!).
This was one of our favorite activities, and it served as a reminder that the key to never being bored is to find an activity you’re interested in and stick with it.
We sat across the painting table from three generations of women who began their pottery lessons half a year ago and are now turning out impressive pieces of art. Stories, jokes, advice and compliments swirled as they worked, and the owners were always on hand to offer encouragement and suggestions. It was like “Cheers,” but with pottery instead of beer.
We listened in and talked about our Prove Us Wrong plights while painting coffee mugs, and before we knew it, almost two hours had passed. (Sarah’s perfectionism got the best of her, but Erin convinced her she’d painted more than enough polka dots on her cup.)
Now we have beautiful (at least to us) hand-painted coffee mugs and an itch to go back and try something new.
The Abilene Philharmonic
The philharmonic, which closes its season at 7 p.m. today with an organ concert at First Baptist Church, performed a classical music concert April 21 at the Abilene Civic Center.
Sitting in the upper balcony cheap seats of the civic center didn’t detract from the impressive concert the philharmonic provided. Listening to the beautiful works of Wagner, Sibelius and the philharmonic’s own conductor, David Itkin, was a treat for both of us, and we’re only sorry we didn’t experience a classical or pops concert sooner. (Actually, we’re also sorry we sat in front of a person who snored, and that some Abilenians attended the performance in the same ensemble they likely wore earlier in the day while doing yard work. You stay classy, Abilene.)
The two-hour event was a unique way to spend a Saturday evening and worth taking advantage of the next time the philharmonic’s talented musicians perform.
Other suggested activities we haven’t tried out yet:
* Workout classes at Gold’s Gym and Hendrick Health Club
* A night at both the Abilene Speedway and the Abilene Dragstrip
* Karaoke at Old Kelly’s
* Dancing classes
* Bowling at Whitewood Lanes
* Miniature golf at Play Faire Park
* Checking out local bars
* Camping at Abilene State Park
* Biking on the Abilene Bike Club (ABC) trails
* Organizing our own dinner/book/movie club
* Concerts at Cowboys
* Visiting the Abilene Zoo
* Spending time at the local parks
* Playing pool at Slix Billiards
Have Any Suggestions?
Do you agree with our assessments of Abilene entertainment, or do you think we’re off base? Leave us a comment, or e-mail us at carlsons@reporternews.com and steelee@reporternews.com.
We’d love to hear from you, and we’ll keep the blog updated with more Prove Us Wrong activities we’re trying out. We’ll still take suggestions for fun things for young singles to do in town, so don’t be shy — submit away!
- Sarah Carlson
- May 6, 2007 10:53 AM
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May 4, 2007
Oh, Emo Spidey
The reviews for the much-anticipated "Spider-Man 3" are mixed, but the clear opinion is that the third installment is weaker than its predecessors. I saw a midnight showing with hundreds and hundreds of my fellow Abilenians, and although the special effects were amazing and it had its funny moments, I couldn't help but be disappointed. Perhaps I went in with my hopes too high; I was just asking for a let-down by walking around the office yesterday trying to coerce co-workers to see the midnight showing with me while half-yelling "Spider-Man" and pretending to shoot spider webs out of my arm. I was entertained, though, especially when my friend Courtney rightly concluded that the dark, Emo Spider-Man (pictured) looked like Garth Brook's alter-ego Chris Gaines. Think about it.
"Spider-Man 3" is still worth your time, but I can't promise if you'll love it or hate it. I can say, though, that my friend Ryan said it best: It's the "Return of the Jedi" of the series. If you're not a geek, then that won't make sense to you. But trust us. Here's a look at some of its mixed reviews, from best to worst:
"This is a wonderfully imagined, heartfelt piece of pop entertainment that soars not only for its spectacular eye candy, but also during the moments when its protagonists simply stand still and talk to each other. How many comic-book movies can you say that about?" -- Rene Rodriguez, Miami Herald
"The wow factor works overtime with state-of-the-art effects sequences that often are as beautiful as they are astonishing." -- Michael Rechtshaffen, The Hollywood Reporter
"Overly long and complicated, it's packed with crowd-pleasing moments and satisfactorily wraps up the trilogy -- without quite capturing the magic of the first two installments." -- Lou Lumenick, New York Post
"So Spider-Man 3's action is superb and its theme fairly weighty. Then why does it feel a letdown from its predecessor? Nearly all the blame rests with director Sam Raimi, who's taken the success of some light slapstick moments in Spider-Man 2 as a cue to get even sillier." -- Noel Murray, The Onion (A.V. Club)
"An overlong, visually incoherent, mean-spirited and often just plain awful Spider-Man 3." -- Ann Hornaday, Washington Post
- Sarah Carlson
- May 4, 2007 4:01 PM
May 3, 2007
If You're Out on the Road ...
It's a sad day in TV Land: After seven seasons, "Gilmore Girls" has officially been cancelled. Not that the show's end wasn't expected; now that Rory's about to graduate -- and considering the show's creator Amy Sherman-Palladino left last year -- the show is in a perfect place to call it quits. Still, I'll miss my weekly Stars Hollow fix. I actually got into the show rather late, coming in at season five and catching up as I go. But I've come to love the rapid-fire dialogue and the quirky mother-daughter relationship. And this week's episode? Amazing. As the bleary-eyed Lorelai sang "I Will Always Love You" at Karaoke night to Luke (it started out as a joke for Rory), I knew I'd always love this show.
Now that this has officially gotten cheesy, I'll call it quits and save my complete ode to the show for the May 15 finale.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 3, 2007 4:20 PM
California, Here She Comes
All right, "Grey's" fans: The much-talked-about possible spin-off for the dramedy airs tonight in a two-hour chunk, presumably switching between Cristina's pre-nuptial woes, Izzie's and George's continued infidelity shame and Addison's escape to California (at left she's pictured with star Tim Daly). Addison is one of the stronger, more likable characters on this once-awesome soap, but with the way Mopey Meredith and the gang have been acting lately, I can't blame Addison for wanting to bail. She deserves better. WE deserve better. Maybe the spin-off is what we're all looking for?
In other "Grey's" news, Isaiah Washington (Burke) will appear in a public service announcement on behalf of the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation and the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network. Still in damage-control mode from his use of an anti-gay slur backstage at the Golden Globes as he was trying to defend himself about not having said the slur in the first place, Washington's counseling must have done the trick. All celebrities who spew any kind of racial or sexual slurs should be forced to make PSAs. That'll teach 'em.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 3, 2007 1:14 PM
¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo!
Happy two days before Cinco de Mayo! No, it's not Mexico's Independence Day (that's Sept. 16), but it is a national holiday in Mexico that commemorates the victory of the Battle of Puebla. One of the biggest observances in the Big Country is right here in Abilene at St. Vincent Pallotti Catholic Church. The three-day festival will include food, games, an outdoor flea market, a softball tournament and plenty of entertainment, such as a performance by the Ballet Folklorico (pictured). Each spring since 1982, members of St. Vincent church have hosted a Cinco de Mayo celebration.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 3, 2007 12:29 PM
Inside 'Spider-Man 3'
>> A mysterious black substance bonds to Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire), turning his famous red-and-blue suit black — and darkening his personality as well. Driven by revenge, ego and amplified powers, Peter discovers his greatest enemy just might be himself.
<< PETER PARKER & MARY JANE WATSON
After the turmoil Peter Parker faced in his personal life in “Spider-Man 2,” the newest installment in the series allows Peter to strike a balance between his love for Mary Jane (Kirsten Dunst) and his life as a superhero. The only problems? Gwen Stacy and Parker’s less-than-savory new personality all threaten to drive a wedge between Spidey and his red-headed paramour.
>> HARRY OSBORN IS THE NEW GOBLIN
Peter Parker’s best friend Harry (James Franco) still believes Parker’s alter ego killed his father. His hunger for vengeance leads to his transformation into the New Goblin — picking up where his dad left off.
THE NEW FACES OF SPIDER-MAN 3
<< FLINT MARKO/SANDMAN
(Thomas Haden Church)
Peter Parker is driven to revenge after discovering Marko is the real killer of his Uncle Ben. Problem is Marko is transformed into the indestructible Sandman after a freak accident, meaning Spider-Man has a rather large battle on his hands.
>> GWEN STACY
(Bryce Dallas Howard)
The beautiful blonde is Peter Parker’s lab partner, whom he uses to make Mary Jane jealous while exploring the darker side of his personality. Gwen is also taken by Peter — and his alter ego — to the dismay of her admirer, Daily Bugle photog Eddie Brock.
<< EDDIE BROCK/VENOM
(Topher Grace)
An unscrupulous Daily Bugle photographer, Brock is head over heels for Gwen Stacy.
When Peter Parker shows interest in the object of his affection, Brock goes ballistic — and then Venom-ous once the black goo that affected Peter latches on to him.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 3, 2007 12:00 AM
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May 2, 2007
What The Frak, Abilene ...
My colleague pointed out to me that on the Netflix home page, he's able to see the most popular rentals picked by his fellow Abilenians. The list of titles being rented the most out of this area is disturbing at best. Take a look:
1. "Assault on Precinct 13"
2. "Final Destination 3"
3. "Mission: Impossible II"
4. "The Wicker Man"
5. "Love's Enduring Promise"
6. "Guess Who"
7. "The Ant Bully"
8. "Flight 93"
9. "Glory Road"
10. "The Nativity Story"
The list continues, and "Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow" (No. 17) makes an appearance, as does "The Shaggy Dog" (No. 21). "Inside Man" (No. 15) also makes the list, so that's the one high note, but for the most part I've officially lost faith in the movie-viewing public of my town. All you Netflixers should take a step back, reevaluate your entertainment needs and desires and think twice before asking that "See No Evil" (No. 11) be sent to your house. Stumped for ideas? Check out what Pajiba.com readers are renting. You're likely to find better suggestions than "The Wicker Man." So go ahead -- restore my hope in humanity. Please?
- Sarah Carlson
- May 2, 2007 3:09 PM
Concert Round-Up: Hipster Edition
The Album Leaf will make a pit-stop in Abilene on Thursday for a gig at Monk's Coffee, 233 Cypress St. The Lymbyc Systym also will perform. Tickets for the 7 p.m. show are $8 in advance, $10 at the door, but one Monks regular encouraged attendees to buy tickets early to ensure a seat to hear the San Diego electronic/post-rock band.
Monk's continues to grow as one of the better music venues in Abilene, serving the please-play-anything-other-than-country crowd. (I love alt country and classic country, with a bit of '80s and '90s country thrown in, but I have to draw the line somewhere.) With great coffee, "Keep Abilene Boring" T-shirts to buy and an aesthetic taken straight from garage sales and vintage stores, Monks is a welcome alternative to the usual Abilene hang-outs.
Other concerts coming up at Monks:
May 4, 7 p.m.: The Hero Factor, Quiet Company, Homer Hiccolm & the Rocketboys
May 5, 7 p.m.: Adam Gnade & The Confederate Yankees (Friends of Peter & the Wolf) and Listen/Listen; $3
May 7, 4:30 p.m.: Dia de los Muertos Festival: Streets of Simon Lee, O Scarlet, Homer Hiccolm & the Rocketboys, I Married My High School Sweetheart, At Fever Pitch, Joie De Vivre, The Walrus Brothers, Paul the Revelator, Tanktopvstanktop; $5
May 10, 8 p.m.: Teel Merrick (Amarillo indie)
-- SC
If you'd rather stick with country, head on over to Stephenville:
BIG COUNTRY
Ray Wylie Hubbard (“Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother”) is sure making up for lost time. Mostly inactive in the recording studio for a period in the 1980s and early 1990s, he’s been producing new recordings at an impressive clip for the past decade or so. Last year saw the release of “Snake Farm.” 7:30 p.m. Saturday, City Limits, 1907 E. Washington St., Stephenville. Advance tickets: $10, available online at www.citylimitstexas.com. Tickets at the door: $12. -- Brien Murphy
Other area concerts:
May 4 — Roger Creager, Cowboys
May 5 — Bart Crow, Backroads Bar & Grill (Brownwood).
May 9 — Los Lonely Boys, Cowboys
May 10 — Jason Boland & The Stragglers, Graham Central Station (San Angelo).
May 11 — Stoney LaRue, Western Heritage Classic; The Bois D’Arcs, Bostocks (Stephenville).
- Sarah Carlson
- May 2, 2007 2:05 PM
May 1, 2007
A Message of Hate, Cont.
Many in the newsroom thought I was exaggerating when I claimed my TV was hijacked by the Weather Channel on Sunday night during the Big Country's bout of thunderstorms. On the contrary: Digital cable subscribers paid a hefty price for quality entertainment, having their TV shows interrupted by EAS alerts. Those of you who play it old-school and still use a VCR have a reason to celebrate. Those of us who spend a lot of money on TV channels and DVRs, however, got the shaft.
This isn't as bad as the time Cox Communications (which is now Suddenlink) had a tiff with a local news station and refused to air NBC for months -- forcing me to buy rabbit-ear antennas so I could watch "The West Wing" and to seriously contemplate chaining myself to the Cox offices in protest -- but it's close.
Thanks, Suddenlink. We now hate you more than ever.
- Sarah Carlson
- May 1, 2007 1:40 PM
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Release Round-Up
Here's a look at some of this week's new releases:
DVDs:
"Little Children"
Kate Winslet won most of the praise for her work as Sarah, an unhappy mother who begins an affair with a neighborhood dad in this grown-up look at suburbia. Directed by Todd Field ("In the Bedroom"), "Little Children" also stars Patrick Wilson as the adulterous husband, Jennifer Connelly as his wife, Noah Emmerich as the neighborhood watchdog and Jackie Earle Haley as the convicted pedophile who returns to the neighborhood to live with his mother. All we need is "The Killing Fields" and some guacamole and we've got ourselves a par-tay. Winslet and Haley earned Oscar nods for their roles.
"Dreamgirls"
Rightfully snubbed from the Best Picture category, the over-hyped "Dreamgirls" was one of my least favorite films of last year. It was pretty to look at, but I've seen more substance and better performances come out of high school one-acts. Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson and Anika Noni Rose star as the Dreamettes, a '60s girl group based on the Supremes, and we're subjected to the ups and downs of their careers and love lives. Oh, and Eddie Murphy is there, too. So is Jamie Foxx.
Also on DVD: "Alpha Dog," "Beverly Hills, 90210: The Complete Second Season," "Will & Grace: The Complete Sixth Season"
CDs
Michael Buble, "Call Me Irresponsible"
You have to give a person who can become famous for singing other artists' songs some credit. Michael Buble is pretty good at it, and his latest, "Call me Irresponsible," has the same trick: Half of these songs were made famous by numerous crooners decades ago. It never hurts to hear "I've Got the World on a String," "Me and Mrs. Jones" and "Wonderful Tonight," I suppose, and he's added two original songs to boot. He's also dating Emily Blunt, so he probably doesn't care what any of us think.
Tori Amos, "American Doll Posse"
I don't know much about Tori Amos. I just felt the need to post this album cover because it's terrifying. Take a closer look. Not pretty. Aside from that, fans on Amazon.com are calling Amos' ninth studio album a success, appreciating its tongue-in-cheek look at America and songs about a certain "King George."
Also on CD: "Survivalism, Pt. 2," Nine Inch Nails; "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend," Miranda Lambert
Video Games
“Spider-Man 3” (multi-platform)
There’s this guy, you know, and he got bit by a radioactive spider. Stop me if you’ve heard this all before.
Another movie. Another tie-in video game. That’s the Hollywood treadmill. Thing is, the Spider-Man games have actually been pretty good, so there’s plenty of goodwill toward this latest offering even before it releases.
Trademarks are funny things. The promo copy for Spidey 3 keeps referring to “Black-Suited Spider-Man” and “Spider-Man,” over and over and over again, in exactly that manner.
As you may guess, this new, nifty black suit gives you even more incredible super powers, from enhanced agility and durability to “awe-inspiring web abilities.” Like the ability to shoot strands of webbing from one’s wrists has somehow become common and pedestrian.
The fan faithful know that the black suit is actually … well, I won’t post spoilers here. But trust me, it has its own ideas about how things are supposed to go.
The film should be a fun carnival ride, with maybe a bit of the good old Peter Parker angst.
If the game, which is billed as free-form and in a larger representation of New York than ever, is at least as good as the ones that came before, it’ll sell a billion trillion copies.
The game actually ships on Friday, so you may find it at stores this weekend, or at places that got their stock early. Use your Spidey-Sense to sniff one out. — Brian Bethel
- Sarah Carlson
- May 1, 2007 10:29 AM