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Let’s get this out and in the open first, I am a Romosapien. I was teetering a couple of weeks ago and made the decision along with my wife to anoint Romo the new quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.
Until then he was just a player to be named later, but now I am on board and will accept his play with support and admiration.
The last quarterback I gave my support to was Quincy Carter, until he started doing drugs. I have my fingers crossed on Romo, not going that route (pronounced “root”)
But more importantly, look a this comparison
Its like looking in a mirror. A mirror that needs to win 3 Super Bowls and some MVP's.
Please note the pinky on the non-throwing hand. Notice how it is not webbed like most people. I also think their angle to the ground is almost not solvable in normal math, but romonomics solves it pretty easily.
Plus TO likes him. If ever there was a judge of character whose opinion I would respect, it would be Terrel Owens. All he has done is brought unity to this team and made Romo look good.
God bless you TO.
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Enough of that. Let’s talk about what has really been bugging me lately, The Double Deuce.
No, I am not talking about Poker, however, I would say that in most cases (if it was legal) I would take your money and then point at you and laugh.
I have been programmed to think that Chuck Norris is the biggest BA this side of the Prime Meridian. If you watch Roadhouse, the argument swayz to Swayze. Then you have Mad Max.
Who is the biggest BA? My guess it depends on the year
1970-1979 = Mel Gibson
1980-1988 = Chuck Norris and Sylvester Stallone
1989-1995 = Patrick Swayze
1996-present = Chuck Norris
You decide!!!
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I think the above picture could be the first use of airbrushing.
I'm sure I will get punched in the throat for these assumptions but it needed to be said.
PS. I was reviewing my document before publishing and noticed I misspelled Chuck norris' name and was punched in the eye. No lie, i have the shiner to prove it.
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Posted by: Tron Carter on October 10, 2007 4:45 PM
Nice work. Seeing a picture of James from Circulation next to those American Heroes is just plain funny.
I'm also glad that you two decided to install Tony Romo as the QB of the DCs, I think he'll be pleased to have your blessing.
I hope Brad Wesley doesn't reads this blog. Otherwise he may destroy the Arrow Ford Mitsubishi dealership with a 1980s monster truck.
Posted by: poemprince on October 11, 2007 6:56 PM
James,
Wouldn't the term be Romo-Sexual?? Again, if you insist on putting your picture out there, lets see one without a shirt. Show off the guns man, show off the guns.
PS The papers are moving well!!!
Posted by: The wife on October 11, 2007 10:25 PM
You're hot.
Posted by: Hugh on October 15, 2007 4:34 AM
James,
Interesting choice of heros. Romo, who can't complete a pass under pressure---except to win a Buffalo game---get over it. So, you what to know who you real hero's are---LOL Look at this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRpcI3Thhww
a fan. Keep up the good work my son.
Hugh