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I registered my first fantasy football team today, and I couldn't be more pleased with my team name. Unfortunately, it's too vulgar and just sort of gross to blog about on a family paper's website (The Tribune: Read by families together so they can all Get Smarter as a loving group).
The thing about a team name is that you want it to be clever, maybe a little obscure and very distinct. This is why the ugly fat morons in my fantasy league suck. Teams I'll be facing include the names "Da Red Rockets" (are we really still doing "Da" in team names? Groan...) and the truly atrocious "I Own You!", which is so generic and stupid that I'd kinda like to have this guy bannished.
But what do you expect from a sad group of "Guitar Hero" playing suburbanites?
(Holy cow, am I excited to talk trash to these jerks through the Flip Side blog. I swear I won't get carried away. Sort of.)
What's the best fantasy football team name you've seen? What's the worst?
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Posted by: Iliana Limon | August 23, 2006 07:15 PM
You win a league one year, and now you own everyone? Hah!
I am pleased my regular fantasy football name didn't make your list of worst names ever. I know it may not be the most intimidating, but the Fightin Seamonkeys suits me just fine.
Most of the worst names I have seen can't be repeated here.
I'll see you on game day.
Posted by: Felix | September 5, 2006 04:08 PM
Lets see how funny you think my name is after the season is over, and I in fact, OWN the FLipside!!
P.s. Your #1 Fan is baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!
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Posted by: nebs | August 23, 2006 03:42 PM