I'm having an epic 25-year-old-privileged-white-guy dilemma: Watch Chuck Liddell fight Rampage tonight, or skip the UFC party at my buddy's house to watch the Jazz-Spurs? My heart says Jazz game, because I'm their biggest fan (there's a tattoo of John Stockton on my chest, bounce passing across my ribs to Karl Malone for a vicious slam on my back). Then again, the Iceman is the most-fun UFCer to watch, and he's 37 so there may not be much Iceman left.

Oh, what agony. While I mull this over, check out this story that ran in SI about a month ago. Iceman punches like Charlize Theron makes out. Now we know why.

Two more sweet Iceman videos:

- Iceman teaches us how to punch. This will come in handy if any Spurs fans get too annoying tonight.

- Iceman gets whooped by Rampage in Pride. Iceman has lost three times, and avenged two of them. Rampage is the only loss he has yet to make right.

Posted by Phil Parker at 08:23 AM | Permalink