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Pickle Juice Sport

Hang on a second, I just threw up.
Jason Witten, the All-Pro tight end for the Dallas Cowboys, is endorsing probably the grossest sport's drink in the entire history of sport's drinks.
The Pickle Juice Sport truck was seen last on Scott Street headed south.
Tell it to go back where it came from....
How could anybody in there right mind want to quench their athletic thirst by chugging down a 32 ounce bottle of pickle juice.
Don't people usually throw that stuff away anyway?

I see the idea behind the drink, but why call it pickle flavor.
It's supposed to have more electrolytes, and that's everything a competitive athlete wants. You have to replenish the system at times.
During long bike rides, pit stops will offer pickles to riders to bring their salt levels up. Sometimes you could collect a salt shaker worth of salt by just wiping a rider’s leg. Or so I've been told.
I wanna be there when someone buys the drink, who didn't lose a bet.
Jason Witten must have wanted to take a publicity leap into the lion's den. Pro Athletes always have some type of crazy endorsement, like candy bars, or barbeque sauce, but pickle juice drink?
Disgusting. It's as simple as that.
So if you happen to see a bottle, buy it for me and mail it to:
Clayton Hein
1301 Lamar
Wichita Falls, TX 76301

Or just send me a review. I wanna know who tries it.

Posted by Clayton Hein at 09:37 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

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Comments

I see by your pic you are not an athlete..hehhee..do your reserch on the Hotter N Hell then post your findings you sports guy.

Response:
Brandon, I can see you are as witty as you are dull...hehhee...I've been to more Hotter N Hells than you can imagine, played more competitive sports than you figured, but I'm still not going to drink that crap.
Have a good day.

Posted by: brandon | August 28, 2006 01:05 AM

Maybe you are only supposed to drink the 4-6 ounces it says on the label of the 16 oz bottles?

Posted by: steve | August 28, 2006 02:47 PM

When I rode in the HH 100, in 2004. On the 5th rest stop they had Pickle Juice, and it was 1 word: DELICIOUS!!

Posted by: stephen white | August 30, 2006 09:57 AM

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