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The Naples Post Office is Gross

I ran across a story on the MSNBC website regarding some urine soaked mail.
The Naples, Florida Post office discovered about 200 pieces of mail that was saturated in somebody's by product.
That's not the gross part.
They couldn't just mail the pee to the intended recipient; they had to mail it back to original sender.
Talk about a rock and a hard place.

If I was postmaster in Naples I would have just burned it all up and called for a mulligan.
Let everyone know what happened. Sent out some press releases and burned the stinky mail.
Too bad it would have smelt like a little boy's extinguished campfire.
It doesn't make sense that they were first hung it out to dry, then sealed it in plastic bags with an explanatory note.
I would hate to open my mail someday and find urine soaked mail. I probably start a rampage.
I know Naples is soon to have about 200 "pissed" off people in the check out line.
They need to find the person who did this, pee on them and hang them up to dry...who knows it was probably a dog who snuck in the mailroom.
Which prompts a bigger question?

Posted by Clayton Hein at 9:26 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)