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Why Do Men Fall Asleep After Sex?
August 4, 2006
The new book from authors Mark Leyner and Bill Goldberg, M.D., have followed up their book "Why do Men Have Nipples?" with the new age of weird doctor questions.
The title is a little crazy, but funny.
It's supposed to be the book of questions "you'd only ask your doctor after your third whisky sour."
But as a man I guess I'll let everyone (and by everyone I mean women who don't know) else know why men do fall asleep after sex.
It's because we're tired. And cuddling is no long the "in" thing to do.
I have a better question.
Why after question, when couples are in a steady relationship, does the women pour her heart and soul out 3 seconds before shut eye.
I don't know how it happens, but just about every time my wife and me nod off to sleep (whether we've had sex or not) starts telling about the problems of the day.
Just a hint, but with only three more sheep to count we don’t want to be bugged.
Right before shut eye is not the time to solve the worlds, your friends’ problems, your families’ problems and co-workers problems.
Some off it can be sweet. But other times its just dang annoying.
Don't get me wrong. I humor my wife at times, by listening to what she has to say and generally giving her a response, just because she puts up with so much of my crap.
But just give it a rest.
Maybe that's why guys fall asleep after sex. Because that's the only way were we can physically — will all the endorphins releasing at once — get you to leave us alone.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 10:55 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)
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