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Your sister's a _______ (obscene word here)
September 6, 2006
Fill that sentence in and you too could get Zinadine Zidane to freak the heck out.
I'm just going to tell you now that I have no idea how to correctly spell these soccer players names, and I'm too lazy to check them.
Matturazi, of the championship Azzuri team, said he'd prefer Zidane's sister over the ceremonial jersey soccer players exchange after the game.
Good one Matturazi. I don't how it worked, but it did.
I remember on the playground the only thing that made me come out of my shoes were the momma comments.
But times have changed.
Obviously Zidane couldn't handle the deadly "sister" comment, so he decided not to throw a fist in rage, but he head butted a guy instead.
I'm sure Matturazi took somewhat of a dive, but who cares now.
I don't have a sister, thank God, so the sister comment didn't work.
But anything thrown my way usually didn't work. Kids are dull, and they have dull comments to try and put someone down.
Grownups usually think of something harsher to say, but I guess Italians don't start teaching playground momma jokes until college.
I'm still not sure how Matturazi did it.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 3:53 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
