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Anti-Cupid
Valentine's Day is right around the corner guys.
Time to buckle downa and buy something that woman in your life actually wants, even if that woman is your mother.
Every guy has some woman in their life they appreciate, or they should at least. The rest need a hug.
But for Cafe Press, it seems like Valentine's Day is an event everyone should include themselves in, out of hate even.
I read a story on MSNBC that caught my eye.
For all those that really have something to get off their chest, there are anti-Valentine's day cards.
It's the perfect breakup technique.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck."
Could you imagine getting a card on Valentine's Day from someone declaring their hate towards someone else.
Why would anyone want to do that.
I've worked with enough women over the years to know that they all hate the pretty lady in the corner who gets 85 roses from the same person and they got zilch.
They don't have to say it, you can tell by the look in their eyes.
And I don't even want to know what kind of treatment the significant other got. Probably just an excuse for no hanky-panky after dinner.
But just imagine if one of those women recieved a anti-Valentine's Day card. They would be crushed and then shoot everyone in the room. Damn those hormones.
So do the right thing, don't buy an anti-Valentine's Day card. You might hurt someone more than repairable.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 11:38 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
