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Bye Anna Nicole
February 9, 2007You voluptuous qualities will be missed.
I saw a tasty movie — on my free time — that you did a long, long time ago.
You know, when you where skinny, and before you were a blimp.
But I have a conspiracy theory or two.
You inherited a fortune, or something close to a third-world country's GDP. The money is the center of it all.
I think someone had you whacked.
You were worth a lot of money, and you just got married.
The guy's a lawyer so he's got the know how to pull it off and not get caught.
That's theory numero uno.
I also think you were drugged, but someone or yourself.
Your son recently died, and the man you married is probably a butthead.
It wouldn't surprise me. Every time I saw you on TV, minus the Trim Spa commercials, you look doped out of your mind.
I just hope I get some answers, because I need them badly.
I think a lot of people do.
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