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I got crapped on
That's right, yesterday I got crapped on by a bird. And it wasn't that much of a lucky day — I have the losing lotto ticket to prove it.
I was walking out of my house when splat, bird poop landed on my right shoulder. It was a strange brown/white consistency. I'm just glad it didn't stink.
About the lotto ticket, I've heard somewhere that when a bird graces you with its feces you are entitled to a little extra. I figured I'd take my chance at a scratch-off. It didn't work and I'm $6 broker.
Oh, well. I'm just glad I didn't get pooped on by a bird today, because I know I'm gonna’ get crapped on by somebody up here at work. It always happens - I just have the ability to see it coming up here.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 01:13 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)
