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Paris the Jail Bird

She's free at last. Free at last.

I bet the jail workers have that exact sentiment. I don't know if anybody could put up with the whiniest woman to walk the face of the earth in the past 2,000 years.

After about 72 hours behind bars, the princess du jour was released and is set to finish out her confinement at her mansion I'm guessing.

The coolest thing in all this is the good ol' boy ankle bracelet. And I know for sure nothing ankle bracelet matches slut clothes and $1,000 high heels.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19091578/

Here's the story I ran across MSN this afternoon. You should read it, so I don't have to go into the dumb details. I can understand if you don't though.

I thought the whole point of here going to jail was to teach her a lesson. What kind of lesson can a princess learn in the comfort of her luxurious home?

The story says she complained, or was released, because of an unknown medical condition. I'll bet $50 it had to do something like an “upset tummy.� Either that or she was the prettiest thing to grace a jail cell in the entire history of jail cells and she just so happened to have a couple of butch women advancing her way.

I hope they did awful things to her in jail....

I still remember the first time I saw an ankle bracelet on a buddy I grew up with. It was only a little uncomfortable - for me. He didn't really seem to care all that much. He was just happy to have a job at the time.

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