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Unwanted position

June 06, 2007

Here's the story of the day:

"NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized." - Thanks MSNBC.com.

I still remember the scene in 40-year old Virgin, when Steve Carroll called the company about his more than 4-hour election. What a good movie by the way.

He didn't know what to do, and I'm guessing this New Yorker didn't either. Tip: cold water.

Chirstopher "Woods’ lawsuit, which seeks unspecified damages, names Novartis Consumer Health Inc. as a defendant. A spokeswoman for the company, Brandi Robinson, said Tuesday the company was aware of the lawsuit but does not comment on pending litigation," the internet article continues.

I think this man might have accidentally found the replacement to Viagra and every other pill-type supplement.

God knows we need as many walking erections as we can get.

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