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If only David had used a thong to take down Goliath
June 19, 2008I'm not sure if a lot of people are aware of the story, but a lady has decided to take on the consumer powers that be and sue Victoria's Secret.
That's right, Vicky Cs. The woman was putting on a thong when, BAM!, the damn thing broke and popped her in the eye.
She was down for the count. She was out like a light. She was counting sheep. (Enough of that.)
So anyways, the woman goes to the hospital to get checked out and visions of dollar bills are dancing in her head.
Her eye's cut and she doesn't have a good corner man. I'm assuming she's panicking, wondering if she'll ever be able to see again.
I'm a boxer guy. (Bet you couldn't have guessed that by looking.) And I don't think any amount of money could convince me to put one on.
Back to the lawsuit. I'm assuming sometime later, after much peer pressure in the sue-happy world, someone convinces her to take a shot at the Vicky Cs pile of cash.
While I was watching the story on the "Today Show," all I could do was laugh in disgust.
My wife said something along the lines of "she was probably too fat to wear the thing!"
I laughed harder after that.
She probably was, or she washed the thong one too many times and the material got stressed.
Anyways, imagine in David had taken on Goliath with said thong. I imagine we would be telling children a different story and how the injury took more than an eye out.
I say if you wear a thong you should subscribe to the age old say "an eye for an eye."
You want guys to look. Take that.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 8:42 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
