Filled out my NCAA bracket and didn't get a Vasectomy
March 18, 2010So, don't know if you've heard or not, but March Madness, the NCAA Basketball Tournament, is one of the most popular times of the year for the dude to get his stuff snipped, his goods tangled, his tubes redirected.
Or in more professional terms, to get a vasectomy.
Something about it is a perfect time to give yourself or others an excuse to sit down and not move for about 3 to 4 days.
The first few rounds of the NCAA tournament are amazing, and if you need an excuse to get the potential taken away from your baby shooter, so be it.
"They" like to turn March Madness into Vas Madness with "their" little marketing schemes.
I say take a couple of days off and just watch basketball. The pain down there is too difficult to imagine. I might be in the minority with some guys my age because I want kids.
All in all, I don't want a doctor down there with a scalpel. I'm more interested in actually sinking buckets in a game situation than simply practicing for the rest of my life.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 10:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)
Whoa Nelly, MSU
March 17, 2010Last night, with the Midwestern State Mustangs playing Central Missouri for a spot in the NCAA Division II Elite Eight, might have been the most exciting basketball game I've seen live.
Sure, I've seen some big names play basketball, including his Airness, Michael Jordan, but when the UCM player missed a point blank shot from about 3 feet out and missed as time expired to seal the victory for MSU, well, it doesn't get much better than that.
Last night had it all.
MSU had the big early lead, then they went cold in the beginning of the second half. The UCM Mules came back on outside shooting and the huge inside presence of Sanijay Watts.
Watts was a monster down low. He got where he wanted to on the court and MSU wasn't slick enough to double team early to get the ball out of his hands.
Then MSU did just enough to hang on.
All of the Mustang basketball players deserve a ton of credit. Those guys used all of their resources last night to win.
I'm not sure what the awaits them in Massachusetts (they play Saint Cloud St. Wednesday at 11 a.m.), but I wish them the best of luck.
Posted by Clayton Hein at 10:29 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
