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Filled out my NCAA bracket and didn't get a Vasectomy

March 18, 2010

So, don't know if you've heard or not, but March Madness, the NCAA Basketball Tournament, is one of the most popular times of the year for the dude to get his stuff snipped, his goods tangled, his tubes redirected.

Or in more professional terms, to get a vasectomy.

Something about it is a perfect time to give yourself or others an excuse to sit down and not move for about 3 to 4 days.

The first few rounds of the NCAA tournament are amazing, and if you need an excuse to get the potential taken away from your baby shooter, so be it.

"They" like to turn March Madness into Vas Madness with "their" little marketing schemes.

I say take a couple of days off and just watch basketball. The pain down there is too difficult to imagine. I might be in the minority with some guys my age because I want kids.

All in all, I don't want a doctor down there with a scalpel. I'm more interested in actually sinking buckets in a game situation than simply practicing for the rest of my life.

Posted by Clayton Hein at 10:16 AM | Permalink | Comments (1)

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The NCAA Basketball Tournament 2010 has left the Elite Eight group after the last match of Duke vs Bayl0r, which is won by Duke in 78-71 for Duke

Posted by: Annika Bole | March 29, 2010 11:39 PM

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