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Like Mike

July 08, 2006

Okay...now THIS is a funny lawsuit story.

A Portland man who bears a striking resemblance to His Airness Michael Jordan.....has filed a lawsuit against Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for.....

$832 MILLION DOLLARS.

That absolutely made me laugh outloud.

This poor guy has a shaved head (Like Mike)....left ear-ring (Like Mike)....plays basketball (Like Mike)....wears Air Jordan shoes (Like Mike)....and is fairly tall (Like Mike).

Like Mike.....sounds like he's trying to be like Mike.

This is easily the funniest/stupidest thing I've heard this month already, and I doubt it'll be beaten.

Here's the story for you...

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