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FDA approves Sex
August 25, 2006The FDA has pretty much given the go-ahead for teenage girls across the country to start having unprotected sex behind their parents backs.
They have approved the non-prescription morning-after pill.
Why else would you call the product "Plan B"
That's it's name....really. Manufactured by Barr Pharmaceuticals. I'm going to assume that Plan A would be self control and pulling out or using a condom?
This new product can easily be bought over the counter by any girl over the age of 18 with ID at a drug store. You can't pick it up at the gas station yet...although I'm sure that day is coming soon.
Of course, that simply means that if you're not 18...find somebody who is to buy it for you. Really a no-brainer there.
How many smokers do you know that aren't 18 yet. Ever wonder where they get them? The same friends who'll buy these pills for them. Or even better, you could have a corner market at high school, selling them out of your locker.
Actually...it doesn't have to be the morning after specifically...it can be taken up to 72 hours laters. Of course, I suppose you could take it several times a week if you catch my drift.
Now, I know there can be benefits to this sort of thing too. Perhaps we can cut into the number of unplanned pregnancies by the degenerates of society. God knows that people on drugs shouldn't be having children.
But neither should high school students....and they'll benefit the most from this pill.
Posted by Jason Palmer at 12:06 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)
