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I know why the Cowboys lost.
January 16, 2008In case you didn't see the paper... I was on the sidelines for the Cowboys-Giants game on Sunday shooting.
And I know there are a lot of conspiracy theories out there about why the 'Boys lost. Jessica Simpson, trip to Mexico, T.O. teary-eyed and dropping passes.
Whatever... I have irrefutable proof what happened.
I present to you.... the evidence.
Exhibit A. (or 1, whatever).
Our very own smug broadcaster Troy'boy was giving advice to Eli Manning before the game. No doubt jealous that his one-time relationship to Lori Morgan was barely even noticed by the national media.
Exhibit B.
Jason Witten played like a girl. At least, that's the second best I could come up with after snapping him standing like a girl on the field. I guess he was doing an imitation of the Dallas Cheerleaders.
Exhibit C.
Speaking of which... Tony Romo was distracted by all of the blonde hair twirling around the sidelines, thinking maybe Jessica Simpson actually DID come to the game. Not that it would have mattered one way or another. Maybe the offensive line was distracted by the blondes instead.
I think I've made my point....
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