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Sprinkles and Rat Turds

March 24, 2008

I was eating one of those cookies with the frosting and sprinkles from United, which I've become increasing addicted to. (You know the ones. They're white and soft and come in a variety of gooey colors, with round, cylindrical sprinkles on the top.)
Well, one of the dark sprinkles fell down on the carpet in the living room. I immediately picked it up and threw it in my mouth.
And in the mili-second that it was suspended in air, about to plunge down my throat, I made a startling discovery: Sprinkles look a lot like rat turds.
In the farmhouse, there's a good supply of both. I guess I was lucky this time.

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