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Happy Big Boss Man Day to You

You probably didn't know it, but today is a holiday.
National Boss Day.

We didn't decorate this year.
Didn't put up our Boss Day tree.
Didn't hang up a Darrell Coleman blow-up doll in our front yard.
Didn't do any Boss Day shopping.
No Boss Day turkey and dressing will be served tonight.

In fact, I didn't even know it was Boss Day until I read our editorial page today.

So how do I celebrate this holiday?
(A.) Kiss Darrell's butt.
(B.) Buy Darrell a new tie.
(C.) Kiss Darrell's butt.
(D.). Take Darrell to lunch
(E.) Kiss Darrell's Butt.
(F.) Go to Darrell's office and sing Happy Boss Day.
(G.) Kiss Darrell's Butt

Pucker up, Nicky boy.

Just went by Darrell's office to give him his kiss, but the line is too long.
It looks like Six Flags over there.
The guy hasn't got this much adoration since Burkburnett High School named him JV Golf Team Water Boy of the Year back in the 70s.
I guess nobody told these dummies that George Cogswell has really been their boss the last four years.
Don't they read the Scripps newsletter?

I think I'm going to pass on the butt-smooching and just buy him a cheap card.
After all, who do you really think came up with the National Boss Day idea?
I bet it was Hallmark.

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