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I.d.e.a.: turn Castaway Cove into a Hooters water park
September 17, 2009Memo to the people running this i.d.e.a.WF program -- stamp Nicky G's name on that $20,000 check.
I think I've got a business idea for you that nobody can beat.
It would also solve the financial problems of the Castaway Cove owners and take the good tax-paying folks of Hooterville Falls off the hook for a $4 million bailout.
Turn Castaway Cove into the first ever Hooters water park.
What better place to do it than Hooterville Falls?
Start listing all the great attractions our town has.
The Crepe Myrtle in the park?
The littlest skyscraper?
The chocolate falls?
A Beanie Burger?
The chick with the long eyelashes?
In other words -- Nada.
But people would come from miles around to see the first-ever Hooters water park.
OK, I am a grandpa and I don't want to take this water park away from little kids.
But we don't have to.
Open the park up for kids and their families in the daytime.
Then shut it down around 6 or 6:30 in the evening and party down all night.
Beer, big screen TVs, a big pool and hooters galore.
Hopefully, that i.d.e.a.WF check is in the mail.
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NICK--YOU ARE AN INTELLEGENT GIFT OF THE GODS OF THIS UNIVERSE.
YOU SHOULD BE SEVERELY COMMENDED FOR YOUR I.D.E.A.
Why would you suggest that? Thats the problem these days...men just have no respect for women but you being as old as you are you would have to pay to see breasts...wet or not.
Get a life you Dirty Old Fart. Better yet why dont you get Castrated so Wichitans will never read your demeaning articles.
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