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Levi Johnston's sudden fame land him gig with Playgirl

I overheard a conversation this morning between a couple of female co-workers.
They were talking about Levi Johnston posing nude for Playgirl magazine.

I must be out of touch.
First off, I didn't know who Levi Johnston was.
Second, I didn't know Playgirl was still in business.

Had Americans made the wrong decision last year and put John McCain in the White House, Levi Johnston would have been within an "I do" and a heartbeat of being this country's first son-in-law.
He was the kid who knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter.
The two broke up right after their son was born last December.

Levi has since been trying to cash in on his sudden fame.
He wants to be an actor, but so far his only gig has been a TV commercial for pistachios.

Then Playgirl called.
I remember the magazine started back in 1973 when the feminist movement was in full swing -- the girl answer to Playboy and Penthouse.
But since the magazine hadn't called me wanting my sexy body on its centerfold, I just figured the magazine had folded.
They just don't know what they are missing.

So what if Levi Johnston is 19 years old and has muscles
I am 62 years old and have a skin rash.

His only claim to fame is he knocked up a girl whose mother may run for president.
I once knocked up a girl who voted for president.

Posted by Nick Gholson at 8:41 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)