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Tiger's Girls -- 9 could make a baseball team

I conducted a poll of my Facebook female friends last week, asking who had not had sex with Tiger Woods.
Only one answered with a definite "NO."

To the other 100 or so women who either stuttered or didn't answer, I say "Come out of the closet."
Everyone else is.

Early this morning I read a blog saying that an Orlando waitress had admitted doing it with Tiger (or Cheetah as some are now calling him).
She went into great detail, saying how "very well endowed" he was and how he liked doing it in parking lots, garages and showers.

But as soon as I had read that, the New York Daily News said porn star Holly Sampson had confessed to having sex with Tiger, bringing the total to seven.
What happened to No. 6?

Then the National Post reports eight women have come forward.
US magazine is now say "at least nine." have done it with Cheetah.
Now they could have their own baseball team.

And just think only a week or so ago, we actually believed this guy spent all his spare time on the practice range.
Tiger may not every break Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20,000, but it seems he is certainly trying.

So far none of these bimbos were smart enough to secrety video sex with Tiger -- the perfect Christmas stocking stuffer.
But every woman who has ever spread her legs for this guy is now hiring lawyers and book publishers.
What's next -- a shemale, a sheep, a Catholic priest?

Stay tuned.
This story is not going away anytime soon.

Posted by Nick Gholson at 8:18 AM | Permalink | Comments (0)